hackerman

that one kid from like bangladesh who updates the computers to a newer version and thinks he's hacked them.

Bangladeshi boi: oi famalam ding dong guess what i hacked the computers innit i am such a hackerman
Normal sensible boi: No you haven't it's just updating to windows 10 sorry bb

by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019

Wasserman

a white, obese male (often a teacher) who is utterly obsessed with the smell, feel and texture of women’s hair. he does not ask for consent before sniffing and playing with hair.

“hey, stop being a wasserman!”

by Wasserman October 29, 2019

levi ackerman

a lowkey ugly short 30 year old dude that teen girls simp over

most simps stopped simping for him after they saw the season 4 design, how unloyal

omg bro that dude is 5’2 and mildly attractive it’s totally levi ackerman

by lil sharty December 2, 2020

Mikasa Ackerman

Synonym for simp.

Guy 1: I always do good things for my crush, like helping her with homework, doing errands for her, respecting her and etc and still she friendzoned me.

Guy 2: Stop being such a Mikasa Ackerman.

by Saitama 777 March 16, 2021

ackermansarebae

U CANT TELL ME U DONT LOVE HER🤤🤤🤤 no but fr she is so nice AND SHE PRETTY, anyways she likes AOT and she thinks cats > dogs 😍😍😍😍😍

ackermansarebae is better then everyone I know irl 🤕

by Tit piss March 18, 2021

riley ackerman

simp. biggest simp.

oh no there goes riley ackerman simping again😓

by turntfather April 30, 2020

levi ackerman

A HOT 5'2 MAN WHO I WOULD AY TO STEP ON ME

Levi Ackerman is a fine specimen of a man

by KYOKAI June 12, 2021