whiskey

1. The oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes;

2. Christmas cheer;

3. The stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman’s step on a frosty, crispy morning;

4. The drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life’s great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows;

I drink whiskey because I am an American.

by koolwinder March 10, 2015

Whiskey Sweats

To consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating.

Victor Standingbear had a bad case of the whiskey sweats after drinking too much Firewater.

by DRUNK Sloth November 21, 2015

whiskey turn

A whiskey turn is performed by a driver having left the bar / a party while not completely hammered, far to drunk to drive and does so anyway, and either under steers or over steers a turn and hits an object, usually a sign or curb, due to being drunk.

The driver will usually drive away from the object they hit and examine the damage the next day, because of the need to focus on just making it home. This type of crash will not total, or structurally damage a vehicle beyond the point of drivability, and is mostly a cosmetic damage.

Usually performed by older males who right before leaving will say to his friends “I’m not even drunk” then perform a whiskey turn

Me and joe went to the bar to celebrate his new promotion at work and he drank 8 beers in 2 hours. On the way home I watched him take a whiskey turn and smash a sign and break off his mirror. I laughed, because I know his wife is gonna kick his ass for driving drunk.

by Chinookpilot69 December 10, 2020

Whis-Quil

A drink which is equal parts whiskey and Nyquil served on the rocks

... yeah. Whis-Quil is doing its thing

by big black sexy daddy h July 17, 2010

bar whisper

if something is declared in a bar whisper, it means the speaker is trying to convey something in private to another person (typically a friend at a bar), but is unfortunately too intoxicated to control how loudly they're speaking.

in other words, it's when someone's too shit-faced to keep their voice down and usually ends up proclaiming something sensitive to everyone at the bar. very loudly. this can often result in a major cock-block for the rest of one's group.

PETER: hey babe, want to head back to my place?
CHRIS: (attempting to whisper) you told me earlier you thought that chick looked like a trannie!
DRUNK CHICK: (no longer wants to go home with peter)
PETER: you cock-blocking asshole, nice fuckin' bar whisper!

DOUG: (attempting to whisper) we should get outta this club soon, my hemorrhoids are acting up.
HOT STRIPPERS: (flee the scene)
TOM: doug, man, you really need to work on that bar whisper.

by ultraviolettt August 4, 2009

fucktard whisperer

Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)

My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.

by Mama_G February 2, 2017

alcohol whisperer

A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.

I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019