Star Wars Kid

A poor and rather unfortunate overweight boy, who self massacred himself by filming a rather unpleasant set of physical actions.

Doesn't Jordan look like the Star Wars Kid??

by Bradley the Explorer January 28, 2004

Bloody Wars

A phrase commonly used by farmers in the county of Norfolk when frustrated or annoyed. Rumoured to have originated in the village of Castle Acre.

It can be translated into; "fucking hell".

"marthas got in the bull pen, bloody wars!"

by johnobimikel August 19, 2007

star wars battlefront

The greatest game of all time known to make husbands and sons disappear for days at a time only showing their bloodshot eyes and calussed thumbs to gather food for the week

Dude have you seen the new trailer for star wars battlefront?

by joyboy53 April 20, 2015

Star Wars Kid

An overweight Star Wars fan from Quebec. He taped himself pretending to fight a lightsaber battle (every time I try to see it I'm redirected grrr) which is supposed to be so bad it's funny. Some of his "friends" uploaded the video to the net. Soon 5 million people saw him. Oh dear.

Well, I may be embarrassed but I'm totally famous.

by Newbia April 26, 2004

Dick Wars

Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.

I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.

by I'm Dirty Dan October 9, 2010

star wars job

A hand job involving a horny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). First, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her ass then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. She or it will break. If it breaks then you proceed to make her give you a handjob or a blowjob.

"That nerd in English class performed a nasty star wars job in front of me. Probably the best climax every."

Husband "Honey I want to try something new"
Wife "okay"
Husband "can you do a star wars job to me"

by Ackchan451 November 17, 2016

North Wales

A lovely town located in Southeastern Pennsylvania. When North Wales comes to mind, one might think of Roots and People. Known for its big mawfuckin' castle playground cause that shit is mammoth.

Right next to Parkside is the Parkside Place courts where competitive summer league goes down. The league is called Upper Gwynedd.

mawfucks eat at Tony's Pizza (not a chain)

North Wales aka N-Dubb

Stevenson: I'm heading back home to North Wales for the weekend.
Johnman: Ah, isn't that where one might find Roots and People?
Stevenson: That is correct!

by Bassfisher45 May 18, 2010