cerebral vortex

A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.
1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
by stuffwithben April 22, 2021
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vortex chest

the sudden indentation of ones chest
vortex chest = joe hammond
by a big black man December 07, 2008
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Vortex Coalition

A shitty larp pyramid scheme that is run on Minecraft anarchy servers by morons
Did you see that clip of voco (Vortex Coalition) losing a 1v25?
by December 17, 2020
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panty-vortex

(n.) the irresistible force of emotion that precipitates the twisting and bunching of panties.
The act of ejecting him from the group spawned a panty-vortex.
by Pizza Dan January 14, 2012
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Vortexing

Masterbation via putting your willy inside of a full washing machine until you blow your load
Oh my god john mate I had the dirtiest vortexing session over the weekend just gone
by Hypo420 January 30, 2022
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Vortexing

When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real
Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!
by Van der Bisch June 06, 2015
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Trash Vortex

A) Of or pertaining to a cultural dislocation; possibility violating any persistent interconnectivity principles
B) Rural slang for use in an bar or pub that is populated with uncouth patrons who have never listened to the Digable Planets song 'Rebirth of Slick'.
A) "Modern American culture has been encroached so deeply that this place is obviously a trash vortex."

B) "Come on Jimbo, this bar is a freakin trash vortex."
by Death of a Non-Salesman December 20, 2015
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