vegetable game

three or mor people are in a circle and they all choose a vegetable each(carrot, suckatash, brussel sprout...) ad then cover their teeth with their lips (as if you're pretending to be a grandparent with no teeth.) First evryone says in chant "let's play he vegtable game, lets play the vegtable game!" while clapping their hands together, then on their laps ::clap::lap::clap::lap:: Then one person says their vegetable - how about peas... "peas to celery" (in 8 beats)then whoever is celery says "celery to cabbage" and whoever is cabbage says "cabbage to carrot"... and i hope u get it by now.
ok the rules: no hestating or repeating te person who just went, and the point of the game is to be the last person not showing their teeth. its actually prtty hard b/c u want to laugh so hard but u dont want to show ur teeth, get it?

everyone: lets play the vegtable game, lets play the vegtable game!
p1:carrots to brocolli
p5:brocolli to avocado
p2:avocado to peas
p3:peas to peppers
p4:peppers .....to ... (smiles and is out of the game)

by Kat February 2, 2004

Cream of Vegetable Soup

When multiple disabled persons partake in anal intercourse and deposite in said hole.

Man1: I had Cream of Vegetable Soup last night.
Man2: There has to be a use for these people.

by Spazmax October 4, 2009

Finish your Vegtables

When a girl is giving a guy oral sex...and swallows all the way to the base of the penis, then the guy holds the back of the girls head down, and begins to stuff his testicles into her mouth...while telling her to "Finish her vegtables"

After taking Jenny to the movies and paying for her dinner, Bobby told her to "Finish your Vegtables" during sex.

by Eric Sanchez June 29, 2010

vegetablarian

Someone who eats a diet consisting largely of plant based whole foods, especially vegetables and fruits, but does not completely exclude meat and dairy products. Not to be confused with vegetarian, which omits meat entirely.

Man I love eating fruits and vegetables, but I do occasionally crave some bacon, guess that makes me vegetablarian!

by sunnysideup7 July 24, 2016

vegetable medley

The act of pleasuring oneself by the insertion of multiple produce items in rapid succession into the vagina or anus.

Because her boyfriend could not fuck her readily, dat chick gave herself a vegetable medley.

by ade2 December 4, 2007

video vegetable

Anyone who plays video games more than they sleep. See also vidiot

"My son used to work at McDonalds, but he was such a video vgetable he got fired"

by Quentin August 1, 2003

Vegetable

Definition 1: A food you eat, usually green, most people say are disgusting

Definition 2: A retard

Mother: Now, now Jack, eat your vegetables!
Jack: Aw, but I don't wanna!!!

Guy 1: Man, you're a VEGETABLE!
Guy 2: DON'T EAT ME O.O

by Iceshimmer_Of_ShadowClan February 20, 2013