Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014

Vibration Station

1. the female equivalent to the males' "Spank Bank"
2. a females' porn collection

While browsing the web, Jodi ran across an titillating video she was sure to add to her Vibration Station for later use.

by Stelukart October 29, 2021

Alaskan Vibrator

When someone is so cold that their erect penis vibrates at a high frequency due to shivers

Damn dude it was so cold last night I gave River the Alaskan vibrator

by Ren_Valentine_ August 4, 2022

ride the vibrations

Wise words from Khalid

Basically means to enjoy the good vibes

“Man let’s just chill out and ride the vibrations”

by MrFlamin August 28, 2023

hospitality vibrator

A vibrator specifically purchased for the use of guests. Mine, currently, is a plug-in wand type of model.

If he doesn't have a hospitality vibrator in his house, he can't fuck.

by River Ratty May 13, 2021

vibrating ring

A ring a man puts on his shaft to pleasure a girl vaginally or a man anally.

Oh man Mary, when John put the vibrating ring on his d*ck I had an instant orgasm.

by Nosidam Ztiwobiek November 27, 2017

wishful vibrating

when you thought your phone vibrated, but it didn't. occurs most often when you are hoping to get a call from that certain someone. this has replaced the 'checking the dial tone' maneuver.

debbie: did he call yet?

jenna: no, but, i swear, i felt my phone vibrate, like, ten times.

debbie: you were wishful vibrating.

jenna: i hate the bus.

by Miss Takin I. Dentity February 4, 2010