Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.
Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.
Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.
Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.
by Nurse MJ March 25, 2018
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Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.
Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.
by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018
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