velvet painting

Velvet Painting is a term used to describe an absolutely shitty situation. It can also be used to describe anything trashy as the name “velvet painting” naturally implies trashiness. The term Velvet Painting is usually used when something conjures up an image that is disturbing.

Friend: So I passed out in my bra and underwear last night after blowing my Uber driver.

Me: Well there’s a fucking velvet painting for ya.

by Nurse MJ March 25, 2018

Velvet Couch

The all involving, all defining street culture king of Brisbane.

Velvet Couch c*nt, and we're stopping the nation

by skonevc February 7, 2009

Velvet Punch

Hard, rough sex. Deep dicking her pussy.

I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.

Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.

by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2018

Velvet Sanchez

A non-alcoholic drink; Dr. Pepper and Grenadine.

Ordering a drink- "I'll have a Velvet Sanchez."

by Eowynz November 11, 2010

velvet underground

a slang term for vagina, popular in the 70's among metrosexual clubbers

'Can I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground?'

by b^a&t*e@m!a%n May 7, 2009

Liquid Velvet

A Girl's pubic trail that is shaved into a stripe down to the vagina

Emily's Liquid Velvet was shaved into a thin stripe

by Bobby Bob Boble March 4, 2009

Velvet Claw

The soft caressing touch of a woman's hand on a man or another woman's genetials.

Once caught in the velvet claw there was no turning back for these two beautiful dykes!

by Mister Hughes June 28, 2011