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Utah Mormon

the kind of mormons you're likely to find in Utah. usually will not follow the teachings of the church, but will spread hatred towards non-mormons as well as those who don't conform to their own personal ideology. are generally not pleasant to be around for anyone who isn't another "utah mormon". the kind of person to throw a neighborhood barbeque and only invite fellow church members, rather than their non-lds neighbors. if you've had a bad experience with a mormon, it was probably a utah mormon.
ex 1: when she suggested i wasn't "temple worthy" just because i dyed my hair, i knew she was a utah mormon

ex 2: listen here, you utah mormon, we're supposed to be make friends with people outside of the church, not just preach to them!
by mech_booty779 May 12, 2018
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The Utah throat swab

The Utah throat swab is similar to the regular throat swab accept When you insert you dick into your partners throat, you try to go as deep as you can while grasping the base. with a clockwise motion swab the throat while reassuring your partner that you’re a doctor of some kind.
Don’t worry baby, I have a PhD in astrology and the utah throat swab is perfectly safe.
by gunthar June 24, 2011
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Utah

For the love of God, don't move here if you are black, mexican, asian, Christian, Catholic, don't like Disney Channel, hate pop music, or anything else... You will be ridiculed as fuck.
Utahn: So, what kind of music do you like? I enjoy Taylor Swift...

Me: Huh, really? I like The Beatles, And System of A Down, you gotta hear those guys, they kick ass...

Utahn: Ohhh, you said "Ass", and I hate the Beatles, and I don't know what system of a down is! But it sounds like a bad thing! Go away terrible person! You are not worthy!

Me: Fuckin' hypocrites...
by Kobuscus April 23, 2011
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UTAH

1. a State in the USA.
2. Acronym; "Up The Ass Hard". See bufu.
3. Used as an expression if someone is about to get beat up or shot.
1. Mormons live in Utah.
2. Tom, Dick and Harry, all like it UTAH.
3. "Oh that's it, he'll pay for that. I'm gonna give it to him UTAH!"
by eBrian December 15, 2002
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Sandy Utah

A small town near Salt Lake City, with not a damn thing to do. Execpt snowboard.
dude, I was stuck in sandy utah all winter! I dont even snowboard.

Man, that must've sucked
by Bored127155 March 19, 2011
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utah

A cool state that only caught a bad reputation because mormons (a religion of brainwashed people), have claimed it as their state. A totally unfair decision.
Utah is a Kool State Because:

Home to John Stockon.

Awesome snowboarding

And fry sauce!
by y cant i use my name!!! January 29, 2007
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Utah Grizzlies

A professional ice hockey team located in West Valley City, Utah. They are currently the ECHL affiliates of the Bridgeport Sound Tigers of the AHL, and the New York Islanders of the NHL.
by Utah Grizzlies Fan January 30, 2009
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