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throwing a sausage up a close

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.
"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"
by Michael S. Clark November 20, 2003
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upal

Upal or Uppal are a people of Punjab of South Asia. Recorded history confirms that Upals were firmly present in Punjab in the 1400s. The founder of Sikhism, Baba Guru Nanak Dev Ji's elder sister (1464-1518), Bebe Nanake, was married to Jairam Uppal of Sultanpur Lodhi. The most famous army general Sardar Hari Singh Nalua (1781-1894) in Maharaja Ranjit Singh's (1780-1839) mighty empire was an Uppal.
Ahsan Upal is a charming handsome man.
Zahra Upal is a very beautiful girl.
by Ahsan Upal December 5, 2003
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naked and up a tree

A more complicated way of being fucked, bridging a dynamic of two or more ways of being fucked
I was really naked and up a tree when i found out the girl i cheated on my wife with works in her office
by cwilly3 January 17, 2009
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throw up a little bit in my mouth

involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth
Every time I see or hear anything at all about any of the Kardashian/Jenner freak show, I automatically begin the involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth and I have to take a promethazine tablet for nausea. It doesn't always work so then I throw up a little bit in my mouth.
by AL K HOL March 26, 2016
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B up A

B Up A. Refers to Modern Warfare (MW2, COD4, World at War). It means to "give up" or "tap out" and back out of the lobby before the game starts. You can tell someone to "Bupa" (sounds like "Boopa") if you want them to leave.
Example 1:"Man, you guys have no skill- you keep using your noob tubes". "Noob tubes? These are pro pipes. B UP A"

Example 2: "I don't noob tube, I bro-pipe!"
by Noob Tuber March 31, 2010
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shit up a stick

To perform a very difficult or precarious task.
"Shit up a stick! My wife wants these 10,000 Christmas lights hung by tomorrow."
by siamesersgp December 23, 2011
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Whipping up a gang

A popular phase from big bird from Sesame Street. Used to suggest a bunch of staff starting a slandering
by BigBird63828 June 30, 2023
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