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Upanishad 

The student in a class that sits closest to the teacher
After multiple warnings given to Paul, Mr. Crampton was forced to make him the upanishad in hopes that being up close next to him would discourage Paul from talking and disrupting the class.

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On the first day of school, Maja made sure to position herself as the upanishad hoping to bond with her new teacher as she believed doing so would be beneficial to her getting good grades.
Upanishad by Defnotckay August 11, 2021
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Upanishads 

Any of a class of speculative prose treatises composed between the 8th and 6th centuries B.C. And first written A.D. C1300: they represent a philosophical development beyond the Vedas, having as their principle message the unity of Brahman and atman
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Upanishads by App2011 October 29, 2011
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