twoofer

A derogatory term used to make fun of a truther (AKA a conspiracy theorist). It is usually used to belittle or demonize the word truther.

truther: "9/11 was an inside jobby job! And if you don't see it then you are a stupid sheep! WAKE UP!"
Sane Person: "You twoofers are delusional..."

by uduserE102 May 14, 2013

The Trooper

A shit that is so monster-like in size, that in the mist of dropping it, it never freakin drops out your ass. In this situation you may find yourself desperately batting away at it with some toilet paper, or wiggling, bouncing, kicking, or jumping around to dispose of such a formidable foe.

This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit.

The Trooper I had snaking around the toilet this morning wouldn't fucking drop.

by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008

STARFISH TROOPER

A homosexual, someone who is gay.

Chris is a starfish trooper

by gbergman April 20, 2005

Trooper

A person who thinks they have more power over you or are in a higher position of authority.

Also a person who thinks they're better than you.

Joe: I just got this big screen TV with surround sound. It's like 2x the size of your TV.

Bob: Ugh, you're a total trooper.

by ladyz! June 12, 2009

Storm Trooper

1. The Nazi S.A. who were the main fighting force of the Germans in World War II

My Grandpa was a storm trooper!

by l33t December 1, 2004

one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser

The human penis

She thought that I was shy until I whipped out my one eyed storm trooper pez dispenser.

by green fire dragon June 24, 2010

trooper

Someone who sits on the parkways and highways and writes tickets all day.

The New York state trooper drove his car after the speeder.

by Chris January 3, 2005