The witching hour

The hours of the night between 0300 and 0400, when it is impossible for a woman to say no to sex.

Bill: hey man, did that girl let you smash yet?

Frank: kinda, I got it during the witching hour last night.

by Jsmith318 March 24, 2016

Twitxting

Twitxting is an amalgamation of 'texting' and 'wit' and is reserved for particularly clever dialogue, usually involving flirting with the opposite gender via SMS text.

The second "T" is silent. Pronounced "twicks-ting".

That was high quality twitxting when you were talking to that girl from last week. That should have been a stand-up comedy routine!

by UncleBarney December 8, 2010

wicked witching

When you are masturbating in the shower and your feet hang out of the curtain.

Klint was caught wicked witching by his mom last night

by the real master 86 July 27, 2017

identity switcher/switching

its not real! its made up!!! its a thing people made up to think they are like DID/OSDD systems

me: do you know about identity switcher/switching ?
random: yes i am one! its like a system
me:liar they dont exist

by SceneCore Sustem! May 15, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS

well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

Switching Thumbs

The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.

Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.

Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.

Jimmy: Yes, sir.

by Hilda's Grand October 31, 2011