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margaret thatcher the cum snatcher

"Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher" is a nickname or term you give to someone who is always vigorously horny and craving sex for the pure enjoyment of seman.
Joe: I just had sex with Bianca.
Nick: why she's always trying to be "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."
Joe: true but I heard shell do anything for sex.
Nick: but still she "Margaret thatcher the cum snatcher."
by Edward dick hands November 30, 2021
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twitch.tv

is a gaming site where horny teenaged boys go to look up gamer girls with their cleavage showing, and using that as motivation to masturbate
Hey look! LegendaryLea just started streaming on twitch.tv
by a cool guy with huge c0k September 3, 2016
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twitchel

Northern English term for a short footpath or side entrance
I rode my bike down the twitchel
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Margaret Thatcher

Although not a direct insult, Margaret Thatcher is used as a yardstick to test public hatred for politicians. Although Tony Blair has tried hard in his ten years as Prime Minister he will be devastated to leave office without even 50% of the villification Maggie achieved.

'Mrs Thatcher the milk snatcher', 'maggie' or 'crazy old bitch' as she was affectionately known steered the UK through important and necessary structural economic changes to ensure the competitiveness of Britain's economy.

She did this in the most dispicably mean spirited and evil manner, by forcing hardship and unemployment upon millions of people, removing role models and providing a whole generation with a sub standard education. This is conclusive evidence of sexual equlity as she proved a feminine ability to be more ruthless than the most evil men.

She was instrumental with ronald reagan in defeating the Soviets during the cold war. Maggie was also called the 'Iron Lady', reputably coined by the Russians pissed at her tough negotiating stance but more likely due to the KGB discovering she is actually a Borg (cyborg).

Some disputed facts:

This evil wizened old hag has been medically certified as having the largest testicles in Britain.

Some claim that contrary to being a cyborg her heartlessness stems from from an infection that developed in cobwebs that built up in her pussy over many years that then went on to putrify her internal organs.

After 'suffering' a stroke (the first in over 50 years) she now closely resembles a melted manequin but with lower powers of mental reasoning.

Although it is yet to be officially announced it is widely believed that her 'death' will be celebrated by a national holiday which will include the burning of her effigy.

It is widely believed that she and Lord Lamont used to drink each others piss whilst sacrificing kittens by burning them on an electric hob.

Maggies late husband Dennis had not been sober since their wedding day and could not have been more emasculated were he a eunach.

She alledgely butt fucked Bush seniour in the oval office with a crude 'strap-on' which consisted of a un-plained 4x2 secured to the previously mentioned cobwebs.
person a: Hitler is the most despicable creature to have lived, he was a crazed tyrant that ordered the genocide of millions of people and caused devastation to most of the world.

person b: Aren't you forgetting Margaret Thatcher?

person a: Oh yea, she was a brutal cunt.
by lukaz January 13, 2007
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Twatclanger

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority
That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers
by JoKitsch October 28, 2014
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Thatcher

Faggot ass bitch with really big moons and is a dwarf with a big bootay

Somewhat hot
That thatcher is gay, but cute
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Twachia

When you're supposed to be studying but you instead procrastinate and get really productive or hard working, else where.
David's final semester exams are on but he has twachia and would rather be editing videos than study.
by E_n_d October 31, 2019
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