1. Typically occurs when a condom is left in place following a sex act for a prolonged period resulting in a 'pruning' effect of the male member. Intoxication usually precipitates the act of brining the turkey.
2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
2. See soaking. May also be applied to the act of prolonged 'soaking'.
George came home three sheets to the wind and had his way with Betty. Unfortunately, he was so hammered he wound up "brining the turkey".
As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
As he awoke from his drunken slumber George looked down and saw that he had "brined the turkey".
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This dry turkey owes me so much money, I'm 'bout to whoop his ass.
Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!
This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!
Don't front him shit, he's a dry ass mutha fuckin' Turkey!
This dry turkey so dry he need some damn gravy!
by *Mando* August 25, 2006
Get the dry turkey mug.When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.
by Trader1933 January 13, 2017
Get the choking on a turkey neck mug.Voracious and elaborate sexual intercourse in a bed. Loud turkey gobbling sounds are mandatory. Aside from this, the exact performance of catching the crazy turkey vary from couple to couple but it may also include killing a chicken as foreplay
"I heard Joe and Teresa were catching the crazy turkey last night."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
"Yeah, man. I heard there was chicken blood all over the bedroom after that."
by TheSilkKIng December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the Crazy Turkey mug.you know how old dudes have that flappy skin underneath their arms? It's kind of like that but between their balls and anus, sometimes hanging quite low (4"-8"). Some guys can even catch waves with it.
Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder
Also known as the perineal waddle, taintus gigantus or turkey taint. requisite equipment for any taintboarder
by the dump March 21, 2009
Get the turkey flap mug.1. A sexual manuever in which one partner places his/her finger in the other partner's anus, then draws an outline of his/her hand on the back or ass of their partner. Loosely based on the elementary school arts and crafts project of making a turkey by tracing ones hand.
Jill's apprecitation for Terry's bedroom artistry became all the more evident after he put the turkey hand on her ass.
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