dry land turd

When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".

"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"

by olive man July 13, 2015

Turd snout

With respect to human sexuality and arousal, a point is often reached that limits both the willingness and accessibility to advance into more adventurous, often uncharted territory; the surprise digital detection of a rectal 'occupant' serves as a cautious reminder to proceed with caution unless alternative preparations can be arranged.

She was so hot and seemed to want more, so I slipped my finger in and, damn, a turd snout ruined everything...amateur!

by YAWA August 23, 2016

turd from atlantis

to have a full complete sensation of shitting only to reveal you haven't

did you go for a crap?
yes but it was a turd from atlantis

by gavin March 17, 2004

turdbulence

When one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming Indian food and a milky beverage.

Person A: "How’d you go in the dunny?”
Person B: “It was sheer Turdbulence.”

by anonymous-g July 14, 2011

Amber turd

Taking a huge shit on you and your partners bed for them to clean it up

She left an amber turd on the bed

by Your pseudonyms pseudonym May 30, 2022

amber turd

a stupid bitch who took a shit on the amazing Jhonny Depp's bed and claimed he abused her, also the act of shitting really big and it hurts

p1; I just took an amber turd broo
p2; oh daaaang bro is your asshole okay?

by froggosarevcute June 9, 2022

Amber turd

The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.

Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.

by Prosimian June 14, 2022