Trout

Trout = 40 something male hanging out in clubs looking for younger females to prey on. (male Cougar)

He is such a Trout! He is to old to be in a club!

by Ivan1738 October 3, 2007

Portland Trout

when a fish gives you a blowjob

I received a Portland Trout from my girlfriend that is a fish in bed last night.

by yummyz April 20, 2010

Troutpotato

There is only one Troutpotato in known existence. Troutpotato is a web surfing God. He cannot be stopped or slowed down in any way. There is no man alive that is cooler than he is. If you ever meet him, consider yourself lucky, you've just met the coolest motherfucker on the planet. Troutpotato is also super successful in every endeavor that he undertakes. Women flock to him and men want to be him. Troutpotato is the life of every party that he has ever attended. Normal human beings strive to be like Troutpotato but they all have failed. Troutpotato will smite you with his mightiness.

Man #1: Did you see the sun rise today?

Man #2: I did.

Man #1: I hear that Troutpotato makes that happen...

Man #2: Yes, we should try to be more like him.

by Troutpotato December 18, 2008

Fur-bearing trout

A rare, nearly extinct breed, the Furbearing Trout is from the Artikdannder genus of fish and is found in the arctic lakes north of the 72nd parallel. Its diet consists primarily of ice-worms and fod. Sometimes confused with the more common Alpino-Pelted Trout.

That's cooler than a Fur-bearing Trout!

by Jeffrey Hicken January 3, 2007

Hobo Trout

A homeless slut. yep

Sometimes you need a fuck so you go look for some hobo trout who will screw for a ham sandwich.

by Griz October 30, 2004

gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

Rainbow Trouser Trout

The Rainbow Trouser Trout... Put on your favorite episode of River monsters and pound two bowls of Fruity Pebbles. As soon as your wife complains about the show, vomit all over your dick and violently shove it down her throat whilst screaming "fish on" and pulling up on your dick like a fishing rod.

If this bitch keeps running her pole holder, she's gonna end up catching a Rainbow Trouser Trout.

by MrHead April 25, 2022