touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Touched spaghet

A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.

I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!

by Jesus with a Shotgun June 5, 2018

truchester

spongebob lookin ass

truchester yeah hes weird

truchester dont follow him on instagram...

by rawrlolrawr December 16, 2018

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.

Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

hole toucher

a deragatory term used to describe someone that touches a hole. can be iterechanged for terms such as asshole and douche bag.

what up you fuckin' hole touchers.

by the mad December 23, 2007

Doodle Toucher

Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.

doodle toucher ding dong penis twinky toucher doodle dick mans junk

by MrKnow2011 April 12, 2011