terdling

a baby-sized poo pellet.

Babe, you left a terdling in the toilet after you flushed!

by bbearfever April 30, 2011

Terddler

A toddler that acts and behaves like a real terd.

Your son is a real terddler. He won’t sit still and he smeared his feces on my new wallpaper earlier.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

glass treadmill

adj. Used to comment on the physical appearance of someone who is (or is suspected of) smoking pure methamphetamine (also known as P).

Yo, that dude Jay is looking real skinny, like he's been running on the glass treadmill.

by Andreas from NZ July 2, 2007

king shit of terd island

A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.

Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.

egotistical self-importance

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Treading waters

Is before becoming out of control , one step from becoming a habitual line crosser

Bitch you're treading waters right now...step back.

by Carabear77 March 29, 2015

Treed

To be insanely high on pot to the point of Levitation.

He is so treed!

by little f'er May 12, 2003

terd clot

Constipation, being bunched up, or just unable to shit.

Damn man, I haven't been able to crap for a week...I must have a terd clot!

by Halo Kid September 21, 2003