The remaining crumbs of bread, english muffins, and bagels, that lie in the bottom of the toaster, found by pulling out the little tray or turning the toaster upside down to shake out the crumbs. A white trash topping for soups or salads made popular on the television series Married With Children.
Peg Bundy: "Al, how come you never make me breakfast?"
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."
Al Bundy: "I would, Peg, but all we have is milk and toaster shakins."
by Ryan Miziker March 1, 2007
Get the toaster shakins mug.In League of Legends: A computer that takes several minutes to load the game and causes everyone to be delayed and forced to wait.
"Man this guy is taking forever to load. We can;t start our game."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."
"Yeah man, looks like he's got a toaster."
by NoPseudonymFound October 22, 2013
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Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.
Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.
Wow it was really hot out this week too.
Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.
Wow it was really hot out this week too.
Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.
by jaydog7 October 23, 2012
Get the toaster oven mug.The essence and usefulness of a toaster. Toasterness is like matter, it cannot be created or destroyed; In the theoretical sense the optimal expected outcome of a toaster.
by Hughlauriesmistress October 22, 2009
Get the Toasterness mug.A trans-Atlantic derogative of indeterminate origin, generally used to berate someone who is deemed to be inferior. Usage is widely believed to date back to World War II, where it was a popular ethnophaulism among the American forces, used as a slang term for recently deceased members of the Axis Powers, particularly Japan.
"You've broken the chain on my favourite bicycle you toasted raccoon! I'm going to muck your face to shreds for this!"
"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
by Minotawr October 13, 2011
Get the Toasted Raccoon mug.When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.
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