An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
by MattBomb October 11, 2009
Get the Cum Tooter mug.A common act between gay males, when one man's rectum is full of shit the other pummels his anus with his dick, thus getting it covered in chocolate. The first man then kneels down and brushes his teeth with his new chocolate tooth brush
Elliott: Damn man I forgot to bring my toothbrush to this man only sleepover
Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush
Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse
Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush
Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
Get the Chocolate Toothbrush mug.Related Words
when fucking her doggie style you stick your finger in her butt, when she turns to complain you jab your finger in her mouth.
by 12 year old reterded boy April 9, 2009
Get the mexican toothbrush mug.Someone who toot's their own horn. Usually at work, these people have nothing good to say about their co-workers but praise their own glory. They are sneaky and often are very sweet. They move forward within companies unless the employer is a good judge of character. These people always think they're better than everyone and often have their superiors snowed. Not nice people at all, very similar to a back-stabber.
Tom did an awful job on the payables this month, he doesn't know a debit from a credit!
I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"
I sure have a good handle on the payables, they're clean and I know a credit from a debit unlike Tom, "hee hee hee I'm such a horn tooter and I have them all snowed, Tom will be gone in no time flat"
by CiaCiaC June 30, 2007
Get the horn tooter mug.When a snaggletooth bitch scrapes your dick while giving you a blowjob. Usually involves painful scratching, and perhaps bloodletting.
by sunil and michael March 1, 2007
Get the english toothbrush mug.by dcubed20 February 23, 2005
Get the saber - toothed mug.toothbrush sex is a form of masturbation
For a male - it would be used up the arse.
For a female - in her vagina, often used with a electric toothbrush for the vibrator effect.
For a male - it would be used up the arse.
For a female - in her vagina, often used with a electric toothbrush for the vibrator effect.
*whirring noise*
"aaarrrghghghghhhh im cummmmiing, oh god all over my toothbrush, but i dont care this toothbrush sex is fantastic*
"aaarrrghghghghhhh im cummmmiing, oh god all over my toothbrush, but i dont care this toothbrush sex is fantastic*
by ShellySherlock November 15, 2005
Get the toothbrush sex mug.