Tooth Cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who is particularly bitchy. Litterally, a cunt that feels the need to gobble up men's dicks. Use only in very dire situations.

Frank: Stop being a tooth cunt!

George: Kelly is such a tooth cunt.

by Slavey McTavish March 2, 2009

tooth fairy

Shits without a sound and tinkles without a splatter because it is air.

Look under Bevin.

by poo poo August 2, 2003

Tooth-Pasting

(Or simply, 'pasting') is the act in which a person puts toothpaste on the body, generally the nipples, so that it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The main ingredient causing the high is not understood, but it is an opioid derivative. This drug can easily pass through the thin skin on the nipple.

"Hey, why does it look like you're lactating?"

"I just went Tooth-pasting!"

by ConcernedParent October 17, 2012

Tooth Brush Out

fuck you

yeah well tooth brush out man!

by leasha January 16, 2004

Tooth Herpes

Slang for any sores in the mouth or teeth.

My mouth is killing me, I must've gotten tooth herpes.

by Matt September 25, 2004

tooth bruffage

a piece of leafy vegetable from a previous meal, usually lettuce, dislodged when brushing one's teeth

and there in the sink surrounded by tooth paste foam, sat a wad of tooth bruffage from last night's caesar salad

by BobbyVern March 16, 2008

tooth brushing

the act of firmly placing a tooth brush in a clamp and sitting on the toothbrush and proceed to move up and down thus cleaning your anal cavity.

I just finish tooth brushing my asshole

by cleaning assholes October 16, 2012