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Sack of Tools

Any person who is the epitome of a Tool Bag and is most likely seen throughout the day carrying around a sack of tools. Such people usually have no friends, life, general reason to live, therefore they spend there days with a sack of tools and dream of becoming a mechanic or repairmen of some sort.

Can also be used as a verb "Carrying around a sack of tools"

Most people who carry around sacks of tools are outcasts and you do not want to be like them. Nobody likes a guy who had a sack of tools on their back.
Artur "You would think that kid likes carrying around that sack of tools"

Brian: "I Think John Pearson should be voted most likely to carry around a sack of tools"

Upon seeing a group of fags "I bet you each of those guys carry around a sack of tools on a daily basis."

"Yo whoever punch quags definitely must enjoy carrying a sack of tools
by Ey Yo Brooklyn March 1, 2010
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Toonfucker

I know how much bug bunny turns you on!You toonfucker! lol
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The loyal and passionate army of black and white clad Newcastle United fans who pack out St James Park (capacity 52,500) every other saturday to watch their beloved Toon play. Even though they have not won a trophy for 35 years now!.
Me and my girl are members of the toon army man!
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Toonser

A typical mink from Aberdeen or "Aiberdeen min".
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
MALE:
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.

FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
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Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
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CASE tools

Computer-Aided Sexual Experience or Computer-Aided Sexual Enhancement software - programs used to enhance the cybersex experience, usually for both partners

CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.

Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.
Some consider instant messaging and chatrooms to be good examples of CASE tools, since most cybersex occurs there.

(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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