togging

To dress in kinky clothing in an attempt to openly admit homosexuality without actually "coming out"

"That Ex MI5 agent David Shaylor been seen togging again."

by Cilit bang bang July 22, 2009

tooping

To "poop" and "text" at the same time.

"hey man what's up"
"nothin much, just tooping"
"oh sweet me too!!"
*goes to school the next day*

"hey man, why'd you stop tooping me???"
"yeaahh.. i need a new phone.. i kinda dropped a big one and splashed all over my phone..."
"shiityyy deal man, shitty deal..."

by McOwners December 31, 2009

Toolinator

When someone grows the balls needed to either gently inform, or loudly call upon the fact that he or she is in fact a tool. Many become addicted to such a position of power, and therefore become, Toolinators.

Wow, Dave just totally called that tool Bill on his tool like ways, Dave is such a Toolinator.

Tremble those who needlessly shout Family Guy references to fit in to a group! The Toolinator is here!

by CptCucumber November 10, 2009

Tonging

When two, curvy ladies/BBWs scissor. Tongs (kitchen tool) are bigger than scissors.

"Hey, check out this video of two girls scissoring!"
"No, they're fat so that means they're tonging."

by Savdawg May 21, 2018

Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"

That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.

by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019

Tootinkhamun

Someone who farts a lot.

Whoa, dude, that stinks.

Had a dodgy curry last night, I'm Tootinkhamun today!

by Shuaman December 15, 2019

Toobin

The act of mastrubation during Zoom Meetings

Argghh... the meeting was so boring, I had to get Toobin

by Flnfrmhvn October 23, 2020