1. Wow! It's hot out today! I'm feeling really toisty!
2. Person 1: It's super hot and humid today.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty toisty.
2. Person 1: It's super hot and humid today.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty toisty.
by Paigeb48616 June 24, 2017
Get the toisty mug.A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019
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"I'm completely addicted to tbhk, I'm a true toilet shitter"
"Have you read the manga?"
"Uh... no?"
"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."
"Have you read the manga?"
"Uh... no?"
"And you dare call yourself a true toilet shitter..."
by yuzxixu June 3, 2020
Get the Toilet Shitter mug.The suspiciously loud sniff sound you make when someone is walking towards the toilet to signify you are in the toilet so they don't knock at the door.
by 0h0k July 16, 2021
Get the Toilet sniff mug.When you're using the toilet for long periods of time trying to pass a bowel movement. Often triggered by diarrhea and constipation.
by GasMaskDog January 2, 2016
Get the Riding the toilet mug.Blake's way of saying he is about to take a massive shit. In order to completely destroy the toilet, first you need to eat alot of spicy foods like buffalo chicken wings, chili, and Taco Bell food with alot of Diablo sauce. Second, wait a few hours later for the stuff to digest. Last of all, spend about a half hour on the toilet, then shit all over the toilet bowl and squeeze out a huge hunk of a turd. In the end, your stomach will feel better, but your ass would be sore for a while.
Blake: "I'll be right back. I gotta destroy the toilet."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
(half hour later)
Me: "Are you ok?"
Blake: "Yeah, I just had to take a massive shit."
by rosenovarocks June 2, 2020
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