toasted owl

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.

Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.

by Eggroid October 21, 2019

Toaster calves

Calf muscles that are as large as toasters.

David pedaled his bike to show off his toaster calves to all the ladies

by Hikergirl April 28, 2020

Tattered Pink Sheet

When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.

He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.

by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020

toasterist

someone/something that discriminates against a specific type of toaster based on it's looks and parts

𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: omg look at this new toaster I just bought!
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: why does it look like that
𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐲: definitely not a toaster, it's the ugliest thing I have ever seen
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: get out of here right now you ugly weirdly built toaster
𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: Can you guys stop being so toasterist!!!

by Toasterina Toast April 22, 2021

Tattered Mars

Is the best at the most known VR game gorilla tag and if you see him he will go god mode

OMG GUYS IT'S TATTERED MARS!!

by TatteredMars February 24, 2022

Toaster fucker

A toaster fucker is someone who cares for the toaster and sexuality likes toasters
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that

care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.

!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!

A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.

by Tech-priest April 20, 2022

Poe Toaster

An ephithet that may be applied to anyone using a recently acquired rise in status to deliver an innapropriate -- often selfish -- message to an audience that would otherwise be disinterested.

From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)

"Can you believe Stephanie used her valedictorian speech to talk about God for six minutes? What a Poe Toaster."

by Tobias Diomead July 11, 2007