TOAB

Tan Old Alcoholic Blonde.

Female, Middle-aged or over. Lizard skin, over-processed coarse blonde hair (usually dyed), heavy smoker, alcoholic bar-fly.

Usually cannot retain a boyfriend and clings tightly to other TOABS. These are women who are unable to let go of highschool. Can be found wearing bedazzled jeans and sparkly shirts that say "DIVA".

Typical TOABs have names such as Julie, Donna, Mary, Angie, Barb and Janet.

Keep driving; that's a skanky biker-bar and is full of loud-mouth TOABs with bubblegum lipstick.

by anathema July 5, 2019

Toaster Bath

The act of placing one’s toaster into one’s filled bathtub with the desired effect of death.

Justin: “Hey Clay, I heard Hannah Baker committed toaster bath.”

Clay: “Yeah it’s all the rage now!”

by GOTY'M March 6, 2019

Toast Job

A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.

Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.

by anonymandias March 3, 2010

toastytech

A website of a guy named Nathan Lineback, who REALLY hates IE. Most famous for his GUI gallery.

I went to toastytech today, and wow does that guy hate Internet Explorer.

by Cloggedone. April 13, 2008

Taco toast

When two women (generally lesbians) rub their vaginas together to achieve sexual climax. Formerly referred to as "scissoring". (Taco toasting when used as a verb)

Hey gurl, after we climax using vibrators let's taco toast to celebrate!

by taco Tuesday April 24, 2015

toash

everything that can be described as anything

yo man i just woke up this mornin, went downstairs to put some toash in the toashter and toashed my shoes, then i ate my toash and took the toash to school

by hiram hiram hiram hiram hiram April 20, 2004

toaster fight

When two bros are high as fuck and have the munchies for bacon, but can't decide between bread or toast, they will engage in combat using the plug and cord as a weapon and the toaster as a shield.

" dude I've got the munchies for bacon so bad for bacon and toast"

" no mate it's gotta be bread "

" think we have a toaster fight on then "

by Geoffy June 5, 2014