Beefing

1.(v.) To use something without permission
while you're using it the person whom owns it has no idea you're using said object, and will never know you've used it.
Even if they do know their life will never be any different because of it.
a. I didn't pay my Internet bill so I'm beefing off my neighbors wi-fi.

b. I didn't bring anything to entertain myself on the plane so i'm beefin' some entertainment from the Guy's laptop next to me. (too bad he's watching airwolf)

c. I didn't bring my own umbrella so i'm walking right behind this old lady with a giant umbrella.
by jinxamillion February 20, 2011
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Beef

A cute lil' girl who gets mad when you call her this ^O^
Hey Beef Master Flex, what's up?

"Fuck you buddy!"
by Huzzah4lyfe September 04, 2004
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This is a German rap song from Fler feat. Sido & Alpa Gun

Was is Beef?
Beef is, wenn du neidisch bist im Club wenn du mich siehst
Beef is, dann wenn einer von uns auf den andern schießt
Beef is, wenn ich dich seh und du kannst dann nich mehr richtig gehn
Und noch mal!
Was is Beef?
Beef is, wenn du neidisch bist im Club wenn du mich siehst
Beef is, dann wenn einer von uns auf den andern schießt
Beef is, wenn ich dich seh und du kannst dann nich mehr richtig gehen
Das is Beef
Beef is wenn ich in den Club komm
und die Hater provozieren, weil sie davon profitieren
by cutiegoth May 08, 2007
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beef

A fight betewn rapers os sides.
West Side vs East Side.
Jayz vs Noz.
50 cent vs J rule.
by Caly February 17, 2004
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BEEF

A beef is very unfortunate.......

We all know what a fart is and a lot of us will probably know what a queef is (vaginal fart)......a beef is both of them together.

So as you squeeze out your regular every day fart from your butt, you also happen to release vaginal air at the same time due to you baring down thus creating a 'BEEF'.
Elson: "OMG I just strained to get rid of this fart and I did a queef too".

Cooke: Haha you dirty bitch, you just did a rip roaring beef!
by vous69 July 28, 2011
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beef

1.Having a problem with some one.
2.Not liking someone.
by Tiara July 04, 2003
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Beef

The male equivalent to the queef, where air exits the penis, however in this case is a result of excessive ejaculation or simply old age.

Also referred to as beefing.
1. I came so much that my dick is now beefing.
2. I'm so old that when your grandmother and I my make whoopie my wiener beefs.
by Shin Kintsurugi September 23, 2012
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