Father: Are you doing the pee pee dance, Timmy?
Timmy: No, I need to tonkle.
Father: Okay, don't forget to wipe.
Timmy: No, I need to tonkle.
Father: Okay, don't forget to wipe.
by Lingrad August 15, 2005
Get the tonkle mug.Pronoun. Used as a jargon term better Border Patrol Agents to describe someone who is present in the United States illegally. (Exception: Some Dim-witted TCA PA's use the term UDA, even though most TONKS are well documented in IDENT as illegal.)
by Johnny Williams May 13, 2005
Get the tonk mug.When you have an uneasy, heart aching, unstoppable pit in your stomach that just wont go away no matter how hard you try. It happens when you have just been broken up with, or when there is trouble in your love life.
"Lisa what's wrong sweetie, why are you so upset?"
"Joe is making me feel Tonky because he said he's having doubts about us :("
"Joe is making me feel Tonky because he said he's having doubts about us :("
by cumqueen56 May 23, 2013
Get the Tonky mug.An awesome holiday where a group of people dress up in the most awkward, outrageous clothes they can muster and then parade around, getting a lot of weird looks and things thrown at them. Throughout the day, the number of times this group is honked at by passing cars, asked questions about their outfits, or waves, etc, is tallied and then counted up at the end of the day (my personal record is 257). It is also typical for these people to commit random acts of randomness where lots of people can watch them (ex: dueling with curtain rods, creating sidewalk art with Easy Cheese, giving away free tins of anchovies, etc). Other Honky Tonk Day customs include: eating at Outback Steakhouse, taking pictures with people, playing DDR in crazy outfits that make a lot of noise (bells, etc), and more.
Annually celebrated on July 7th. But it's really not limited to that, you can celebrate whenever you feel like things are getting dull. : )
This holiday has absolutely nothing to do with the usual definition of "honky" or "honky tonk".
Originally invented by a group of freaks in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's only really celebrated by a select few cool people. =/
Annually celebrated on July 7th. But it's really not limited to that, you can celebrate whenever you feel like things are getting dull. : )
This holiday has absolutely nothing to do with the usual definition of "honky" or "honky tonk".
Originally invented by a group of freaks in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. Unfortunately, it's only really celebrated by a select few cool people. =/
Remember when we scared all those tourists last Honky Tonk Day? They totally freaked out when we started dancing.
by Tabs & Nox September 14, 2008
Get the Honky Tonk Day mug.its a fat person who thinks there strong and buys themselves small clothing so there fat makes there arms look big(in other words Nye)
by TheToonkerAssociation May 23, 2014
Get the toonker mug.Spawn of Satan, made a server that consists of people who call them selves weebs but they only bump into anime on the server CAUSE' ITS FUCKING FULL OF EM, 5 year old toddlers.
by JungleDong April 15, 2019
Get the tmonkeyt mug.Swedish for fatass-trot. A run-workout where you only go as slow and short as you feel like, there is no requirements what so ever.
If you don't really feel like going for a run, you can just go for a short tjockislunk.
If you don't really feel like going for a run, you can just go for a short tjockislunk.
Jag kände mig lite sliten, så jag stack ut på en kort tjockislunk.
(I felt a bit tired, so I went out for a short tjockislunk.)
(I felt a bit tired, so I went out for a short tjockislunk.)
by grrrh January 24, 2021
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