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anal tissue

A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford June 4, 2007
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Penile Tissue

Penile Tissue can be either:

1. Tissues in the shape of a penis.
2. A statement said in shitty conditions.
3. A statement said when amazed and intrigued.
4. A Person has nothing to say.
Zaid: What is up?
Fares: PENILE TISSUE (With a childish voice).
by godog December 23, 2009
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bath tissue

bath tissue is a pussified version of toilet paper. It's basically what TV commercials say because they think toilet paper is too vulgar.
Commercial: New Charmin bath tissue, now more absorbent.

TV watcher: WHAT THE HELL!? IT'S CALLED TOILET PAPER FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
by My ballsack February 26, 2010
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asscial tissue

A humorous term for toilet paper; a play on the phrase facial tissue
Facial tissue? It's on aisle 7, right beside the asscial tissue.
by GinaMarie October 8, 2007
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Rectal Tissue

"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"
by Jash77 September 4, 2007
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sweet tissue connection

occurs when two people in a relationship feel a deep and sweet mental, physical and intuitive connection and can understand each other very well. Somehow they can sense clarity out of the mist and have tacit understanding of circumstances surrounding them. They also have a deep mutual love for one another and trust each other. Both individuals feel the sweet tissue connection and are able to gage each others feelings and emotions therefore taking steps to be there and help each other feel better at every pace of the way. Also known as a soul connection but sweet tissue connection is an awesomer term used to brighten the mood.

*in this case sweet tissue does not refer to a kleenex tissue sheet dipped in honey. Thank you. :)
by SweetTissueNotKleenex June 20, 2010
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Deep Tissue Dutch Oven

The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.
Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.
by ZoinksS2k September 21, 2014
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