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Cheap Tickets

A company whose annoying flash pop-up ads have infected UrbanDictionary.
Every other page I go to, Cheap Tickets throws a pop-up ad at me. It's annoying!
by dj gs68 October 29, 2003
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Ticker

A "ticker" is any person who participates in a hobby that contains a large number feats to be accomplished whereby their personal understanding of success or victory in this field is correlated to how close to 100% of the accomplishments they can "tick" off their list. This applies to hikers looking to summit the highest peak in all 50 states, bird watchers, visiting the countries of the world, trying all of the restaurants in a large city and bedding every last male and/or female on the planet.

This term is often used in a pejorative sense as oftentimes the desire to "tick" things off one's list interferes with one's actual enjoyment or even awareness of the act. Ticking is also almost always associated with some degree of nerdery.
Bill tells me that he "reviewed" 120 beers at the beer festival. I think he's full of shit saying he remembers them all and that he's probably just in it for the numbers so that he can brag to his stupid friends. He's just another ticker.
by SomeBA September 12, 2009
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Brice Ticker

A person who is completely whipped by his girlfriend, does everything she says even when he doesn't want to
Brice Ticker is in a relationship with TJG
by themanyourmancanbe December 22, 2010
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Pig Shit and Tram Tickets

Used to describe the aroma of Pipe Tobacco, Ducados or Gitanes.
'Fuck me man, what the fuck is he smokin' Pig Shit and Tram Tickets'?
by MongyMax November 22, 2007
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Shit Tickets

Another word for Toilet Paper. Also known as "Asswipe" (pronounced As-weep-eh)
Mark (from inside the bathroom): HONEY! GET ME MORE SHIT TICKETS!
by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009
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speeding tickets

a summons issued to an offender - especially to someone who driving above the speed limit or someone who violates a traffic regulation
I hate it when I get a speeding tickets...
by skidesu January 9, 2009
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wolf tickets

A story, often dropped in casual conversation, to scare the fuck out of anyone listening, so as they don't try to fuck with you.
Bitch you don't know how many other bitches I done choked when I was in the joint./ Is dat so? How I know you aint sellin no wolf tickets bitch?
by tor February 13, 2004
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