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Free Range Titties

A woman who wears a see through top at the shooting range throwing off other shooters' aim
Ben: Dude, some chick wore a black see through top while shooting an AR-15 pistol at the range today. She totally wrecked my concentration. Those were some hot "Free Range Titties".

Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see for myself.
by Mil3Druid3 November 24, 2014
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Questionable Titties

Noun: Pre-legal pubescent breasts, usually of an amazing quality and pertness. However, pursuit of Questionable Titties can lead to jail and statutory rape charges and hence must be done carefully.

One should normally not openly ogle Questionable Titties, it must be done on the sly.
My 15 year old cousin has Questionable Titties.
by Eaterofmany January 8, 2012
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Big titties

the functional breast
The breast is an apocrine gland that produces milk to feed an infant child; for which the nipple of the breast is centred in (surrounded by) an areola (nipple-areola complex, NAC), the skin color of which varies from pink to dark brown, and has many sebaceous glands. The basic units of the breast are the terminal duct lobular units (TDLUs), which produce the fatty breast milk. They give the breast its offspring-feeding functions as a mammary gland. They are distributed throughout the body of the breast; approximately two-thirds of the lactiferous tissue is within 30-mm of the base of the nipple. The terminal lactiferous ducts drain the milk from TDLUs into 4–18 lactiferous ducts, which drain to the nipple; the milk-glands-to-fat ratio is 2:1 in a lactating woman, and 1:1 in a non-lactating woman. In addition to the milk glands, the breast also is composed of connective tissues (collagen, elastin), white fat, and the suspensory Cooper's ligaments. Sensation in the breast is provided by the peripheral nervous system innervation, by means of the front (anterior) and side (lateral) cutaneous branches of the fourth-, the fifth-, and the sixth intercostal nerves, while the T-4 nerve (Thoracic spinal nerve 4), which innervates the dermatomic area, supplies sensation to the nipple-areola complex.
Girl: gurl my Big Titties Are SO HUGE They Hurt

Boy: Gurl i like yo titties

Girl#2: look at my big titties
by The Stalker O.o February 14, 2012
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shitty titty gang bang

An orgy with multiple participants where the men defecate onto the women's breasts before titty fucking them while all singing 'Shitty titty gang bang we love you' in homage to the show 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang'
Its been a good week at work so the office is having a shitty titty gang bang
by Chopper.Mk.52 April 23, 2018
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Barbecue sauce on my titties

a well-known vine based on a clip from Orange is the New Black
(in AA)
Taystee: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like 'What the fuck? Again?‘
by 🤪🐢✌🏼💯 July 13, 2019
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titty pause

While talking to someone, a chick with great tits walks buy and you pause midsentence as you eye fuck her tits. Then when she is out of eye fucking range, you continue your sentence as if you had never stopped talking. That is the titty pause.
Mr. Smith was fired because he was talking to his boss and his boss' daughter walked by in a low cut shirt. Mr. Smith hadn't realized that he had just experienced a 30 second titty pause as he continued to explain to his boss why he deserved a big promotion.
by KronenV May 8, 2010
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Tittin My Nip's

A universal term for anything that blow's your mind.
Randy: spills his shit in johny's car.

Johny: dude you have to be tittin my nip's right now!
by Jeanwilson March 3, 2011
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