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thongnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

- a thong bikini bottom or g-string
- thong panties
- thong straps that conspicuously protrude from the waistline of a pair of jeans.

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or otherwise unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

This technique is more "equal opportunity" than boobnosis or legnosis (which are so DNA dependent) because of the woman's willingness to bare her butt in public. This carries a lot of weight with men.

The butt in question can actually be somewhat flat, large, or even slightly flabby, but these negative characteristics may be somewhat discounted as long as it is uncovered. A very attractive butt, of course, greatly enhances the overall thongnosis effect.

"There were three chicks at the pool party using thongnosis to try and attract guys. However, once they took a long, second look, the thongnosis was dispelled and they were not duped by the subterfuge. I hope those chicks don't become future cougars."
thongnosis by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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Thong Jerk 

When a girl wraps her thong around a guys cock and jerks him off.
Kath loved to jerk off guys with her thong.
Thong Jerk by <insert> October 1, 2004
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trap-a-thon 

I cant chill right now, i'm on a trap-a-thon
trap-a-thon by Freddy P April 3, 2009

Billy Bong Thornton 

Billy Bong Thornton was the name of the hooka used in the movie Half Baked. This beautiful hooka was only used when all four friends; Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface, were getting high together. With this hooka came a smoking ritual in which Thurgood, Brian, Kenny and Scarface all removed their shoes in order to smoke.
Thurgood: Dope has arrived fellas, crank out Billy Bong Thornton
Scarface and Brian: YEA!!
Brian: Ohhh, Billy, good to see you man!
Thurgood: Shoe's off!
Billy Bong Thornton by Fraser January 8, 2006

Thong Burn 

When a thong leaves a rash in the buttcrack.
I have an irritating rash in my buttcrack from my thong.
Thong Burn by Loryn July 1, 2005

Thon-thon 

A precise type of thonie (refer to definition of 'thonie' if necessary) who exceeds the standards of any ordinary thonie; a girl who goes above and beyond to look good and flaunt her thonnical physical attributes and assets with confidence. Aka a better lookin' broad.
Person A: Damn son, shawty over there's a thonie
Person B: Naa nigga shawty a thon-thon!!!
Thon-thon by Krock23 November 7, 2011
Yo nigga roll up them roaches into a thoint my nigga
Thoint by CallMeDeuce January 23, 2017