Thanging

That something about you sexual is great. ( 🍆 or 🌮) ...lmao (THAT IT REALLY IS LIKE THAT)

My thang really be thanging 😜😌 💦

by DeeBabi69 February 16, 2021

penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks

i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her

by logan2556 May 18, 2008

Thinging

Basically when two people are together, without the official title. Includes relationship-like habits, but an individual caught up in "a thing" with someone is technically single. It is often the step before a relationship.

1. PersonA: are John and Sarah dating?

PersonB: They have a thing / thinging.

2. Sarah: why are you talking to Jasmine all the time?
John: chill out, you're not my girlfriend, I do what I want.

by Baqala April 13, 2014

Blue sky thinking

What a massive bullshitter does all day

Paul! Have you been out the back smoking again?
No, I've been blue sky thinking about the Pacific Wave account

by DJ Babyshaker November 21, 2016

thinking emoji

The best emoji

What the thinking emoji are you doing

by Eskyslash June 5, 2018

Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder

The tendency for conservatives to think largely in terms of black and white for every single issue on the planet. Mostly a result of an absolutist religious upbringing, I believe.

An example,

Bob, a 43 year old loving father of two, with a spotless criminal record, assaults a sixteen year old girl. Everyone is shocked and puzzled. When caught, he has a nervous breakdown and is put in a mental institution. There, he undergoes various tests and scans. Doctors discover a giant tumor in the part of the brain responsible for sexual activities.

They remove it via surgery, and he's back to normal again. There's no doubt about it - from similar cases we can see that tumors in that part of the brain drive normal men crazy. What to do?

Liberal: After having considered all the evidence, I don't see any point in incarcerating him. He's not a threat. I fucking hate worthless child molesters but he clearly can't be held responsible for this. Probation should do, just in case I'm wrong. (though i doubt it)

Moderate: The science involved certainly seems to indicate that he's not responsible for this disgusting deed. Given his prior record, he doesn't seem like a threat. Still, I'm not totally convinced. A year in prison maybe? More testing, in any case.

Conservative: Why the fuck are we even talking about this? Tumors don't do anything anyway, that's just a THEORY! Has everyone lost their fucking mind, he attacked a helpless child! Stone him to death! Oh wait, I forgot that we don't live in Afghanistan or Iran. Well in that case, give 'im the lethal injection. Shit, that's not allowed for non-murderers? SHIT! I swear, liberals are bleeding this fucking country dry! DEATH TO LIBERALS!!! *waves rebel flag*

Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder is a major problem in the US, sadly. Mostly as a result of religious faith.

For another example, see black and white thinkers.

by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011

thinksing

To think about a song in your mind, so that its like its being played in your head. Too much of this, and the song keeps playing in your head, which is not cool.

Dude1 : Oh man, listened to the new single from (generic artist)?
Dude 2 : Yeah... I've been thinksinging it all week.

by Balu G June 7, 2007