Turnip

In Gen Z slang this means in a serious manner a divorce.

"I want a Turnip"
"Nooooooo!!!"

by anonymous December 29, 2022

Hairless turnip

Another word for scrotum; balls; testicles that’s shaved

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip.

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Trey Turnips

Trey Turnips was a very famous turnip seller during the 1800s. He was famous for popularizing the root vegetable among royalty

Thank you Trey Turnips for showing us how great root vegetables like turnips are!!

by Turniker June 9, 2025

A Physical Turnip

When someone becomes incredibly angry and so their face appears to be a turnip and they become very actively angry. Usually relevant to PE teachers.

He became a physical turnip after Jon hit him with the ball.

by Japre December 1, 2019

timmy turnip

When you give a mans bellend a twist clockwise

My dad gave me a Timmy turnip

by Sambohdi Steve December 22, 2015

Turnip

London slang for meal deal

Hey Hayley u could buy a whole turnip with that £2 !!

by Hihaykey January 10, 2017

Turnip

The vegetable.
what were you expecting, an insult.
Go up to one someone who annoys you and call them a turnip, see what happens.

I f*cking hate turnips!

by Random_giraffe May 24, 2019