by trevor March 9, 2003

You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings
by Miles Pentax March 22, 2010

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.
1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.
2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.
2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.
by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014

by Just_do_it_bry July 1, 2016

A person who is defined as rail-worthy is someone you wouldn't usually rail (fuck), however, you have become ever so enchanted by there personality and wit, that they are now worthy of a good railing (fucking).
’I wasn't too sure about Jenifer ... But after a long conversation I had with her last night.. I find that she is now rail-worthy’ said Sam
by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

by RestoredByzantineEmpire June 13, 2020

Someone who appears to be thin with clothes on, but their body is actually flabby, mushy, or cellulite-ridden.
Girl 1: "I wish I had Natalie's body."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
Girl 2: "No you don't. I've seen her in a bathing suit, and she's a total mush-rail."
by Julie F. and Julie B. April 22, 2008
