pork diet

(1) A diet wherein humans eat a lot of pork.

(2) What pigs eat.

(2) I went to John Ball Park Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan (USA). While in the Petting Zoo, I saw an example of the pork diet. A goat was walking around shitting fecal milk duds, and a pig was following close behind gobbling them up as soon as they hit the ground!

by Peter Apostle June 4, 2009

Diet Bro

When an Awesome friend starts dating a girl and changes himself so much that he is no longer himself, Thus becoming the Diet Coke version of himself.

Clint: Adam we should invite Nate out to the bars with us!!
Adam: I dunno...He's going to invite his girlfriend and when she's around he's like the Diet Coke of Nate!!
Clint: Oh what a Diet Bro!

by KodiakDragon July 28, 2011

diet pussy

a pussy that isnt fat

That is a diet pussy! Tastes great, less filling!

by spencer1 December 15, 2008

myspace diet

abstaining from myspace for a specified period of time.

its stupid to be on a myspace diet because you don't know what's going on with your friends, favorite bands, and television shows.

by millie39993 October 30, 2006

diet whoopass

sugar-free ass kicking

Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!

by Simon and Chester December 4, 2003

college diet

Not having time to eat between studying, sleeping, and working.

The college diet is in full effect at universities.

by Ivanna Humpalottt January 13, 2008

Diet Smirnoff

The most horrible drink known to man and pinapple kind!

A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.

"Tom got given diet smirnoff for Christmas"

by Honey why is the baby on fire? May 30, 2018