When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.
Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?
by Jp Armstrong November 29, 2017
Get the hetero micro-attractionmug. The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.
Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify
by Iamprotog3nt May 18, 2018
Get the Your petero a heteromug. by personbelowhellagay February 25, 2018
Get the you grandma heteromug. by Short but Spicy October 1, 2020
Get the hetero cis normativemug. by Stupid Af June 27, 2021
Get the hetero white cis malemug. The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.
First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff
All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!
However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.
Good luck!
First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff
All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!
However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.
Good luck!
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
Get the The Heteromug. When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.
When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
Bro, you're so hyper hetero!
by The Fempire October 24, 2022
Get the Hyper Heteromug.