The Thanksgiving Slasher

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

Personal Thanksgiving

Started in Philadelphia, PA in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular Thanksgiving. It takes place the Saturday after Thanksgiving and Black Friday. You buy a Turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. It is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. You can share, but only if the person lives in the place where you live.

You eat Turkey and stuffing, drink, play video games and just have a quiet peaceful day of normality with the people that are literally closest to you (in your place of residence) and reflect on what you are secretly and personally thankful for without the BS. The true meaning of Personal Thanksgiving is selfishness and all-around laziness.

I can't wait to not see any of these people at Personal Thanksgiving.

by Bread2287 November 26, 2016

Canadian Thanksgiving

The process of stuffing an entire honey-maple ham up your rectum

My partner was having trouble performing so I attempted a Canadian Thanksgiving to help ease the mood.

by Dictionarium_Jack February 5, 2021

A Kirby Thanksgiving

When a family member purposefully makes the sweet baby Jesus cry by ruining the holiday with their lies...

What is this in the Mac-n-cheese CARROTS??? What is this a Kirby Thanksgiving....

by The Gypsy’s son November 28, 2019

Thanksgiving

Canadian holiday on the second Monday in October

Canadian Thanksgiving used to be held on the same day as American Thanksgiving, but by late November Canadians aren't feeling very thankful.

by Poutinator December 16, 2003

Black Thanksgiving

An occasion/event that is attended by many African-Americans where cultural norms, etiquette and personal boundaries cease to exist. Behavior is random and arbitrary with frequent outbursts and expression of intense emotion.

Jaquita: Girl friend, you going to Tyrel's crib to watch the NBA all-star game ?

Shontel: Hell yeah girl...it's gonna be a black thanksgiving !!

Jacquita: Word.

by unboomer June 7, 2011

thanksgiving

A time where my sad family actully tries to actully act like a family because there's actully food around.

i had a cuncossion on thanksgiving

by jessie November 26, 2003