She’s just a bitch and has only like one friend who deep down hates her. She’s just boring. She is trying hard to be funny but she’s not. The worst thing about her is that not only her personality is boring also her looks are boring and ugly…
by imuncreativeidkbro November 22, 2021
Get the Tessmug. International tess day is on the 18th of May on that u day u need to give all the tess/tessas u know food and love
Person 1 : its the 18th May do u know what that means
Person 2: no?
Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY
Person 2: OMG YAY
Person 2: no?
Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY
Person 2: OMG YAY
by Dababababoobud September 5, 2021
Get the International tess daymug. Tess is the colleague next door. She's the girl you fall head over heels for at work, but she is taken so you decide to play the long game for your chance in the spotlight. When that chance reveals itself, you go in for the kiss but she turns a cheek and says, "maybe in some other dimension." Like Rocky Balboa, you stand back up and you fight the good fight because you know she's worth it. When she finally comes to her senses, you dare to try again and conquer her, and your lives are forever changed. From that moment on, you wake up next to her every morning wondering if you're still in a dream. That's the power of Tess.
by tabac28 February 13, 2024
Get the Tessmug. by Tess’sWife November 22, 2021
Get the Tessmug. 
Tess is an adjective for a GIANT person or thing. Everyone knows when (a) Tess enters a room because the floor starts shaking. Tess hits up McDonald’s 8 days a week and twice on Sundays.
by NedDavis07 May 21, 2024
Get the Tessmug. Tess is the really smart, sporty, cute, kind, funny and loveable girl in your class. She is talented in lots of areas and has the potential to become famous, but she'd rather be hanging around with her mates, laughing and joking. Tess usually has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is the average height, but appears small when stood near the tall boys in her class (which there are lots of). Tess is great at writing and exceeds at Modern Languages at school, but her secret talent is her voice, and she loves to write her own lyrics. She hopes to tour round hotels in America and do gigs in hotel bars when she graduates. If you like a Tess, ask her out, because she'll most likely say yes...unless she hates you. Oh, and never get into a verbal fight with Tess, she'll always win. Tess is also competitive and athletic, so a lot of boys like her but she's interested in tall, dark haired, freckled boys who like sport. If you are with a Tess, you will know she can be calm and will literally fight anyone who tries to harm you, because she is so loyal. But she will feel anxious if other boys tease her for who she likes and if her boyfriend looks at her nervously, she'll feel insecure and want to ask him why, but won't have the courage, because she'll feel like he doesn't like her anymore. No matter her age, she'll want to kiss her boyfriend before Christmas Break.
Tess.
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 17, 2022
Get the Tess.mug.