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Tess

A rad lady; usually has the coffee poops.
“Who’s in the bathroom right now?”
I think it’s Tess.”
“Ooooh….she’s rad.”
by Tess’sWife November 22, 2021
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Tess

An attractive young white Tesla girl with long colored hair.
I see Peggy Sue at the bus stop every morning, she's a tess.
by Herr Gietlbe February 20, 2024
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tess

The smartest girl in town. She is pretty naive but the nicest. Mostly a brunette who wears glasses… She is hyperactive and very sporty. And mostly, she is prettiest, and the cutest. She’s brave and creative and has a secret talent for drawing and singing. She could seem bossy at first but is funny and relaxed but sometimes stressed. She’s the best friend you could ever have so if you meet her, grab your chance!
Dude one: who’s that nerd?
Dude two: how dare you? That’s a Tess, the nicest girl in town!
Dude one: oh wow !!!
by I like food !!! November 22, 2021
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Tess

Likes dogs and cold weather. Is an social media ghost but will spend her days searching herself up on the internet. Best friends with a Lottie. If you ever meet a Tess you should make sure you stay on her good side, and if you don't get trained in self defense because she will MURDER YOU. Sweet and caring, bossy and energetic, once you have a Tess she's with you for life. Make sure you take care of your Tess as she is fragile and stronger than titanium all at the same time.
"You can never go wrong with a Tess."
by the world is on fire April 16, 2023
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Tess.

Tess is the really smart, sporty, cute, kind, funny and loveable girl in your class. She is talented in lots of areas and has the potential to become famous, but she'd rather be hanging around with her mates, laughing and joking. Tess usually has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is the average height, but appears small when stood near the tall boys in her class (which there are lots of). Tess is great at writing and exceeds at Modern Languages at school, but her secret talent is her voice, and she loves to write her own lyrics. She hopes to tour round hotels in America and do gigs in hotel bars when she graduates. If you like a Tess, ask her out, because she'll most likely say yes...unless she hates you. Oh, and never get into a verbal fight with Tess, she'll always win. Tess is also competitive and athletic, so a lot of boys like her but she's interested in tall, dark haired, freckled boys who like sport. If you are with a Tess, you will know she can be calm and will literally fight anyone who tries to harm you, because she is so loyal. But she will feel anxious if other boys tease her for who she likes and if her boyfriend looks at her nervously, she'll feel insecure and want to ask him why, but won't have the courage, because she'll feel like he doesn't like her anymore. No matter her age, she'll want to kiss her boyfriend before Christmas Break.
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 17, 2022
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Tess

Ticle
Tess ticles me
by Men01 May 1, 2022
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Tess Cucked

Getting flaked on last minute by a female friend for seemingly no reason
She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked
by paradaigmshafting June 8, 2018
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