tender vittles 

a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!

oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)

tender vittles by chemicalpixie February 13, 2004

tender trap 

A course of action that demonstrates that the man is both soft and understanding while being rough, aggressive and hard.

Jamal hit Nina with that tender trap to get her to fall in love with him.

tender trap by redcloudking October 21, 2016

tender chicken 

when one has taken it up the butt so much their ass hole has become more tender then chicken boiled for over an hour

my buttbuddy, thanks to me, has some tender chicken

tender chicken by g unit December 28, 2004

tender love 

Two gay guys with Hemorrhoids

By the way those guys are walking there, you can tell they have Tender Love!!!

tender love by !9yroldmother&wife May 9, 2017

tender viddles 

Originally a brand of cat food, the name was adopted to mean another thing. A super hot female that you would like to have sex with or just think she is hot.

Mike did you see that girl at the cash register?
Yeah dude that chick was tender viddles!

tender viddles by zoticus1 February 16, 2008

tender head 

something fake and people make it up to get attension

omg i have tender head you cant do my hair!!!!

tender head by quckster March 11, 2016

Tender Lungs 

a term used mostly by marijuana smokers for someone who can only take small hits or gets high off of small amounts

person 1: (takes a 3 minute long hit then passes the bowl)

person 2: (takes a 4 second hit)

person 1: dude your such a tender lungs

Tender Lungs by MrHardRock January 3, 2010