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doggy fizzle televizle

Snoop's television show on MTV.
I love watchin doggy fizzle televizle while smokin the reefer and eatin my capn' pimp ceral. I pimp slap them into my mouth then I have to take a shizzle. Then upon my crib arose such a noise so I pulled out my gat and called fo my eastside boys. Fo shizzle dizzle.
by Spht September 30, 2003
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televidiot

Any person who watches too much mindless television i.e. MTV, VH1, and any and all reality shows and thus knows nothing about current events because him or her hasn't read a news publication most likely ever or in years.
Why would I want to talk politics with him? He's just another MTV televidiot who probably doesn't even know the names of his state's two Senators.
by Bradley David Miller August 25, 2008
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televisicate

tele-visi-cate - "traveling without every leaving your couch"

prefix "tele" to do over a long distance.
-visi- from "visit"
suffix -cate from the word, vacation.
I want to go home and televisicate to Istanbul because I have no money for airfare.

My televisication to Germany was so exciting, I saw so many beautiful images and such great scenery on the TV.
by UCIAnteater0609 March 24, 2009
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television enhancement

Refers to the smoking of cannabis in order to make bad television tolerable.
"Oh, god, are you watching this again? I'm going to need some television enhancement."
by eloiserat July 24, 2009
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telekinternetisis

The ability to access the internets from your mind.
My wife was bitching at me for being on the computer. I told her.....woman....get off my back....i'm not on the computer, I have telekinternetisis.
by Sydneytola August 23, 2009
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Telekinesize

I'm planning to telekinesize this keyboard to make you in the face.
by Mercrii June 15, 2010
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Telefilm

A film that didn't make it to the theaters and went straight to television.

Channels that play telefilms are, ABC Family, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon and CartoonNetwork.
The following movies are telefilms:
Mean Girls 2, High School Musical series, Pizza My Heart, The Cutting Edge series, Big Liar on Campus, Camp Rock, Revenge of the Bridesmaids, Zenon, HalloweenTown series, etc.
by Oliviaisawesome1 February 24, 2011
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