Telephone

The act of inserting your little finger into a girls anus and index finger into the vagina double whammy, then putting your mouth to one of the used holes and making a telephone noise.

Guy 1: Mmmm i just gave jess a proper telephone
Guy 2: Shut up your gob that is well sick

by lolatrobbie May 3, 2010

Telephone Conference

Telephone Conference: Now here is a good one. An outstanding method to tie up several people to listen to a message on the telephone that could be relayed via an email. However it does provide a good way to entertain yourself with the participants that don’t mute their phone and talk about the speaker.

Clear your schedule to participate in this worthless telephone conference.

by yodotcom March 20, 2011

bush telephone

An informal way of passing news or rumors from person to person by word of mouth.

Never trust a bush telephone. It's probably false news.

by ReneSir March 10, 2015

telephomic

A comic strip, comic panel or webcomic created entirely on a cell phone, using the small user interface of a mobile phone and mobile drawing software.

The cartoonist decided to finish drawing the telephomic after his Pocket PC Phone had fully recharged.

by Joe Chiappetta July 2, 2008

telephobia

The fear of things that are far away.

Alpha Centauri freaks me out man!!!

That is because you have telephobia. Also you are on drugs.

by iddles December 16, 2012

telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

telephone ping pong

When two people spend a period of time phoning each other but missing the other's call every time.

We played telephone ping pong for two days until we finally managed to speak to each other.

by FireflyScotland October 2, 2017