teabagger

multiple meanings. 1) one who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment. 2) a man that squats on top of a womens face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as "teabagging" 3) one who has a job or talent that is low in social status 4) a person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient. 5) also see "fagbag", "lamer", "noob"

also!: during a 1w:2m sex event, where one male performs vaginal sex, while the other performs cunnilingus... the fellow on the bottom is the "Teabagger"

"Matt baseball, I can't believe he skipped our lan party to go to practice. Yeah, that kid is such a teabagger."

"I don't mind being a teabagger, if the other guy doesn't have shave stubble."

by London Pub Gaff May 13, 2005

teabagging

To smear one's balls in and around the face and mouth. The participant then concludes the process by balancing each testicle in both eye sockets.

I was caught teabagging him with confidence.

by mate20000 May 13, 2014

arizona iced teabag

the process of soaking your balls in iced tea and teabagging a girl in the face

cold fast and squishy thats an arizona iced teabag for you

by joemomma94 January 9, 2009

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

by rhinozrus February 19, 2009

teabaggee

teabagee:
(n)
A liberal that likes to suck the testicles of conservatives. They usually ask for it by calling any conservative a "teabagger".

All of you teabaggers are the same, so how about letting me be your "teabaggee".

by Barney IloveFranks March 11, 2011

teabaggot

A fanatical participant of the Tea Party movement in the United States of America, often a bigot. Usually quicker to say than Tea Party Patriot.

Citizen 1: Did you go to the Tea Party rally last night?

Citizen 2: No, I heard it was just going to be a bunch of teabaggots being irrationally angry about how stupid they are.

by oxidative January 9, 2011

tater teabag

When your dog wakes you up in the morning by jumping up on the bed and banging his sack on your forehead.

"My poor girlfried, she got the old tater teabag this morning - boy was she pissed!"

by Dirty Nick January 12, 2006