Tactical Hobo

Also known as a gypsy.

"The tactical hobo's horse is not as strong as the horses of ancient Greece."

by Jmoze October 13, 2009

Murphy-tastic

Adj. Soon-to-be utter failure. The quality of being doomed.

A situation, real or imagined, may be Murphy-tastic if it will go wrong in every way.

Derived from the term Murphy's Law which states: "Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong."

Jadon: "I am going to run through this field of mines!"
Casey: "That is murphy-tastic; you're probably gonna die."
*Jadon Explodes*
Casey: "Told ya."

by Jay Jay Cool Whip November 26, 2009

Tactical Insertion

when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.

After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.

by PrivatePyle420 January 24, 2010

cat-tastic

adv. , adj.

I suppose.... fantastic... as it applies to a cat. Some guy posted a link to it and it wasn't here so I made it.

When Sylvester caught Tweety and Tom finally caught Jerry, they both felt cat-tastic!

by Tyciol January 13, 2005

fan-fucking-tastic

Used to sarcastically describe something as fantastic. Originally from Penny Arcade.

"So how did your algebra test go? Was it hard?"
"No it was fan-fucking-tastic!"

by Blackmac October 28, 2003

tactical pancakes

another name for waffles. if you a military guy you understand that waffles have have small squares that are similar to fox holes...pancakes are kinda like waffles...but waffles are tactical for defeating the enemy

Do you want to get some tactical pancakes?
No I'm more of a regular pancake fan.
These are bettter than regular pancakes, they are shaped the same except they have small fox holes in them.
You mean waffles???
Yes exactly

by 4526 March 28, 2009

usp tactical

A modified version of the Heckler & Koch USP. It is available in either .45ACP or .40S&W calibers. It includes an extended barrel with an o-ring for accuracy and threads for a supressor, adjustable sights, and a match trigger.

The USP Tactical was able to shoot 1.5" groups at 15 yards.

by uspowner July 28, 2008