toilet talker

a person who can't resist the urge to have a cellphone conversation, despite being in the middle of defecating in a public restroom; commonly found in office buildings.

Coworker 1: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Coworker 2: "It was tough to relax with Jane from Accounting blabbering on her cellphone in the next stall. I never knew she was such a toilet talker."

by billf62 May 15, 2009

Tasterbate

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**

I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011

taserface

Created by two guys who hate those instagramer who posts everything on their life ✌.

Look at this taserface posting anything on his wall

by Spacewalker1021 July 23, 2018

Testicle taster

One who loves the taste and fragrance of all testicles all day, every day.

Jake Pine is such a testicle taster, that his own parents disowned him.

by Thomas Pryce January 26, 2004

Cellphone Taser

The jolting effect of receiving a vibrating cellphone call when you least expect it.

Dwayne: "I was sitting in Starbucks quietly reading the paper when I got hit with your cellphone taser. My whole body jumped."

by Ibiwisi January 31, 2009

crow talker

A particular type of person from central Ohio that lives in a perpetual state of rock n' roll.

Son, that there is a crow talker. Beware.

by KayNuge March 13, 2017

excessive talker

people will call you this if you don't know when to stfu.

Person 1: I love to eat rocks because they're cool and epic and rocks are just tasty. Als-
Person 2: shut up
Person 1: Also rocks are very cool an-
Person 2: excessive talker

by Sneevy November 5, 2019