Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask 

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Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask by nafkjndajk April 14, 2022

Tasksplosion 

The unexpected and natural process whereby a simple, single task requires you to complete a whole set of tasks, some of them unrelated to the one at hand.

Sometimes stupid things lead to a tasksplosion. I realized we were out of garbage bags, so I went to the basement to get some. There weren't any, so I have to go to the grocery store. But to do that, I'll have to 1) Gas up the car, 2) Go to the ATM and get money so I can pay for the gas, 3) Go to the grocery store and buy the bags and finally go home. But the garbage can is really filthy so I have to clean it first. Oops we're out of cleaning products and paper towels... another tasksplosion!

Tasksplosion by TheyCallsMyNamesBrian February 2, 2007

Multi-tasking 

Juggling far too many tasks at the same time, half of which are light years away from your job description, because your boss is too much of a tight-arse to recruit properly, despite picking up a certain percentage of his salary precisely for recruiting and managing his own personnel.

The boss had me multi-tasking on PR, corporate relations, synergy management and copy-pasting all at once!

Multi-tasking by Synergies February 18, 2011

I didn't ask you 

A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.

Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.

I didn't ask you by FLINFLINMODE April 28, 2021

Don't Ask, Just Smell

A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".

I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".

Don't Ask, Just Smell by BigBlackBlick December 29, 2010

Tasking 

When someone requests you to do a task and you ask them so many questions about how to do the task that by the time they've shown you how to do the task they've finished the task for you.

My Mom was trying to teach me how to do the washing so I kept tasking her on how to do it until she finished the job for me.

Tasking by le_cock June 19, 2018

Taskia and Sam 

Ahhhhhhh

Taskia and Sam the best combination

Such a HOT couple

Sam is a year younger than taskia

Taskia is such a hottie to sam

OMG did you see taskia and sam at the canteen sam was so close to her its like he WANTS IT.

Sammy pants and taskia up the tree K - I - S - S - I - N - G

Taskia and Sam by ISHIPTASKIAANDSAMUEL June 14, 2022