Twastard

When someone or something is so annoying…more annoying than a twat or a bastard

‘What a Twastard!’ He said when he lost the bet.

by Ginger Bred October 19, 2025

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't

A state of performative resistance in which one outwardly postures as a challenger of great forces—be they literal giants, metaphorical fears, or societal systems—while internally constrained by a complex web of doubts, prohibitions, and hypothetical counterfactuals. The subject inhabits a mental space where action is forever deferred by a litany of imagined limitations: one could fight, but one can’t; one might oppose, but one shouldn’t; one dreams of standing tall, but wouldn’t dare; and ultimately, one won’t—not now, not ever.

"NO, EVERY DAY I DO ALL THE WORK AND YOU JUST Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't"

by jimblybombly JR XVV April 25, 2025

T'was

It's simple really...just the words it and was...when you're lazy like me you can't bother to say it was so you just say t'was (or 'twas')

T'was the night before Christmas, Santa went.....

by Numshipompom June 6, 2018

T'was

It was

T'was my cousin's idea

by Mya Brown July 7, 2018

T'was

The little paid attention to area between Your Toes.

Maggie suddenly realized after showering recently that she had been neglecting her T'was for years.

by SkinnyKinny June 4, 2023