Toned

Used as an adjective to badly describe a body composition goal that can only be explained using real terms, such as gaining or losing weight or adding muscle. "Toned" is a term most commonly coined by middle - aged white women and those with no real knowledge about lifting weights or building muscle.

"Jess and I just started doing kettlebell exercises! We're trying to get toned for summer!"

by Mxstic April 22, 2024

Townended

When your friend convinces you that underpaying Indians is a good business strategy as well as pimping only fans models for money. Also the type of guy to try to tell you that chameleon tints look good and ford ecobooms are a British touring car

Mate I’ve just been townended by a bloke what an idiot he is

by Digbick4356 May 13, 2024

emotionally tonedef

Growing up with no one confiding anything in you so when you enter puberty you don't know how to interact with peers. You keep thinking something magical will fix it and you end up in your thirties having no friends and not being able to emotionally connect/bond/gel with anything other than dogs and maybe cats.

When I grew up no one talked to me so I never learned how to talk. This made me emotionally tonedef so that now the only communication I have is emotionless stuff about hard facts and topics. There's no joy in it. It feels like I have no where to go with anyone.

by emotionally_tonedef June 3, 2014

Piper townend

A nice person but can be mean . If you ask anyone she is the sweetest person you will ever meet. All the boys love her and want to date her. She gets ALL THE BOYS.

That girl is so cute

It's a Piper townend

by Finn fuck June 25, 2019

harper towne

Hi any of my classmates graduating a year i am not putting out there but any ways why did you search my name up leave a like if you were in my class any year

harper towne was in my class, this is true bc i am ht

by hartfordconneticut October 6, 2020

2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

Kelly Towner

The worlds biggest bitch, she goes on dates with men and gets them to like her and then she fucks them off, she angers men to the point they want to inflict pain upon her and her forebearers.

That bitch is such a Kelly towner

by Malcolm_in_the_middle April 4, 2022