as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.
coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.
Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!
Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.
by Harry Day December 23, 2009
Get the anti-Midas touch mug.A reference to the scene in Monster Girl Quest where Tamamo gives you 3 choices of rewards:
Fried Tofu
Touch Fluffy Tail
Poseidon's Bell
If Touch Fluffy Tail is chosen, you get a hentai scene.
Fried Tofu
Touch Fluffy Tail
Poseidon's Bell
If Touch Fluffy Tail is chosen, you get a hentai scene.
Touch Fluffy Tail. Why? It's fluffy, it's a tail, she has nine of them and looks like an 8 year old anime girl. Enjoy!
by TheGermanBritish Guy February 23, 2015
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A game created by zun, a game with mythical creatures aka Yōkais but the creatures appeared as cute girls that shoots spell cards and have other abilities. Reimu, the main character, the shrine maiden has to defeat them by throwing balls at them too along with talismans.
by Ghosthatche August 28, 2018
Get the Touhou mug.A person who can't identify basic objects by touch, is touch blind. Their fingers simply cannot touch and recognize, especially in the dark. The result is awkward situations in the bedroom.
Randy is Touch Blind. The last time Randy was in a dark room, he placed his micropenis in some dude's ear, which gave the guy an earful of jizz and a horrible ear infection!
Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.
Nelson is also Touch Blind. While on a date with Brenda and fumbling around for a few minutes, Nelson accidental entered through the backdoor prompting Brenda to propose marriage.
by MobyR March 25, 2019
Get the Touch Blind mug.when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
by snitsgrits May 12, 2020
Get the tough talk for a fella with a small cock mug.When you want another person to know your attracted to them or if you wonder if they are atrracted to you; use the 3 touch rule.
The 3 touch rule means if person A touches, in any manner whatsoever, Person B 1 time on 3 separate occasions at 1 event then he/she is into you. The more touches the better.
The 3 touch rule means if person A touches, in any manner whatsoever, Person B 1 time on 3 separate occasions at 1 event then he/she is into you. The more touches the better.
(At Party) I don't know if she likes me like that.
Use the 3 touch rule?
the 3 touch what?
Did she touch you 3 times yet?
Now that you mention it, yes.
She's into you.
Use the 3 touch rule?
the 3 touch what?
Did she touch you 3 times yet?
Now that you mention it, yes.
She's into you.
by KRONARE December 18, 2014
Get the 3 touch rule mug.A game in which you drive up next to another in traffic and touch the side of their car while still driving ahead.
by ImNotNobody February 8, 2015
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